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Minnesota: too humble to brag

Minnesota: the "after you" state

Minnesota: well-thawed out

Susan Elliott, Miami, FL

Our mosquitoes can beat up your mosquitoes!

Where's Minnesota? The center of the wrestling ring!

Wrestling in Minnesota? U-betcha !

Minnesota-Don't come without your boat, parka, and feather boa !

Pay no attention to the man behind the feather boa!

Steve Williams, Hastings, MN

Minnesotans - Honk if your car started!

North Dakota - gateway to Minnesota

Minnesota tough - we gather around our freezers to stay warm!

Lake Wobegon - where mediocrity isn't average

Minnesota - come for the lefsa (but take the lutafisk with you)

This isn't a bumper sticker - it's salt repellant

Tom Loff, Spearfish, SD

Minnesota - Pretty good? You bet!

Bob Polland, St. Louis Park, MN

Minnesota - drift in for a while

Larry Gleason, Eagan, MN

Minnesota: nice lakes, nice people (Okay, maybe our politics is a little goofy)

Art Hogenson, Robbinsdale, MN

If you're close enough to read this, you should be praying just about now.

This car was created from a Jell-o mold.

Slow down - I've got a tuna casserole on the front seat!

Patrick Collins, Tallahassee, FL

I brake for Swensons

Suzanne Klatt, Wyandotte, MI

Minnesota: anyBODY can be someBODY (even Governor)

Minnesota: A COOL place to live

You bet, I'm from Minnesota!

Only in Minnesota... could the state bird be a loon

Minnesota seasons; mud, mosquito, moult and mitts

Minnesota Ya how do you do, and loons are here too!

Minnesota; pike, pork, pine, and potluck!

Mike Norberg, Milaca, MN

Come to Minnesota: Unlike Kansas, we have evolved.

Minnesota: Where natural selection weeds out the weirdos.

Come to Minnesota: two-thirds of us DID NOT vote for Jesse Ventura!

Keith Richter, Saint Paul, MN

Minnesota: progressive in plaid

Minnesota: Where the weather makes us strong

Minnesota: where weather IS exciting news

Minnesota: Land of milk and honey and leeches for sale.

Minnesota: Everything you love, without the riff-raff.

Minnesota: land of 10,000 seasons.

Nicole Grandstrand, St.Paul, MN

Did Jesse mention the 10,000 Lakes?

If you think our governor is unique, you should she the rest of Minnesota.

Our governor isn't the only thing unique to Minnesota.

Steve McFarland, St Paul, MN

10,000 lakes and the humor is STILL dry

10,000 lakes and the Norwegians are STILL dry

Minnesotans will look you in the eye, they just won't tell you anything

Tim Gihring, Minneapolis, MN

Oof. Sorry.

Susan Whiteaker, Lakeville, MN

Visualize tuna casserole

Even mean people don't suck in Minnesota

Craig Bowron, St. Paul, MN

Lutefisk - Not just for breakfast anymore!

Mike Sawchak, Midlothian, VA

Minnesota: "Oh c'mon now, it's not that bad."

Minnesota: "Oh c'mon now, it could be worse."

Taylor McGown, Minnetonka, MN

Don't laugh, it's holding my car together.

Was I supposed to park on the other side today?

Parking-ban exemption

As long as you're out there, could you scrape my windows?

In case you're wondering, nail polish works very well for door dings!

Yes, it is cold enough.

Minnesota - got coffee?

!ENAL TSAF EHT FO TUO TEG
(to be applied on the front bumper)

Rust as an artform - a work in progress

Minnesotans - we're pretty good, actually.

Aurelie Malm, Woodbury, MN

Minnesota cuisine? Just stick it!

Mike Supina, Eagan, MN

Minnesota,a nearly perfect state, where we can walk on water 6 months a year!

Minnesota: We're really a tropical state. We tell you it's cold to keep you away!

WOLF down a WALLEYE, act a little LOONey and BEAR it all in the woods. CANOE think of anything nICEr?

Minnesota: Where there's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing.

Minnesota: Are we really that passive aggressive?!.

Minnesota: Where turn signals come as options on all vehicles!

10,000 mosquito guts on the windshield, goose poop too, deer dent in the fender and bear scat on the tires. Yep, just came from Minnesota.

Minnesota: Where the cold and mosquitoes aren't our only TAXING challenges.

Minnesota, oh so many cows. Oh, and there are some on the dairy farms too.

Minnesota: Yes our winters are long and cold. Why do you think we have so many kids?

Ryan Cole, Rochester, MN

Nevermind HIM, come visit anyway"

Minnesota: The state formerly known as Canada

Minnesota: Come for the hot dish, stay for the lime jello

Lutefisk; it's not just for breakfast anymore

In the Speedo and the pink boa? Our governor... why?

10,000 lakes but 10,000,000 loons - that's how he got elected

Welcome to Minnesota. Road Construction Ahead. Tune 1240 AM For Current Farm Report.

Entering Minnesota; you're in the pink now. (But you'll be blue when ya leave, eh?)

Leaving Minnesota...wait, let me send some rhubarb home with you.

MN: We'll know if we're Y2K compliant when the utilities come back on in July.

Phil Wallace, West Linn, OR

LUTEFISK, SCHMUTEFISK!

Minnesota - It's a pretty good state!

Whip 'em Whippets!

You can't fix stupid, you betcha!

Ron Diebold, St. Louis, MO

A state of mined

Where "Bumper Stickers" have something to do with "Last Call"

Lunds please pass on the right

DB Gordon, Brimson, MN

I "mind"-melded with Gov. Ventura and all I got was this lame brain.

Send Jesse to Reform school!

Gov. Ventura?! Stop the inanity!

Gov. Ventura?! May the farce be with you!

Introducing Minnesota's governor: Wham! Bam! Summerslam!

No messe with Jesse if you're da Presse.

Uh oh, Gov. VENTura is sulking again.

Minnesota: Land of 10,000 depressed Norwegians.

Minnesota: Honk if you're NOT on Prozac.

Free "The Terrorist-Formerly-Known-As Kathleen Soliah"!

Lois Mohn, St. Paul, MN MN

Lakes: 10,000. Governors: 1 large-mouthed (b)ass. Don't look so surprised.

With 10,000 lakes, it's no wonder our governor's a large-mouthed (b)ass.

Blood donors by nature, not by choice. (And no, mosquito spray won't help.)

Minnesotans: Too nice to move to New York; too smart to move to Iowa; too cold to move, period.

Minnesota: When it's cold, it's really cold; when it's warm, it's ... still too cold for tourists.

Murphy was a Minnesotan: When it's winter, wish for warmer weather; when the weather's warmer, whine about the mosquitos.

Minnesota: Just like Florida, only colder and with fewer palm trees.

Minnesota: If the mosquitos don't get you, the frostbite will.

Eric Beecher, North Branch, MN

Minnesotans: Humble...and proud of it!

Minnesotan's definition of formal: not plaid

Elaine Cole, New Brighton, MN

Minnesota: The brass monkey retirement capital of the world.

Chris Montgomery, Lancaster, CA

1.Now take our governor. PLEASE!

2.Minnesotans against public vulgarity

3.Who took the "govern" out of governor? Jesse V.

4.New definition of "governor:" govern or promote yourself.

5.Don't judge a book by its cover, nor a state by its governor.

6. Minnesota: where life's a beach - often a frozen beach.

Linda M., Roseville, MN

Minnesota: style with a smile

Minnesota: progressive and proud

Guy Reid, Northfield, MN

Minnesota! So, we'll see you there than!

Mary Luehne, Rochester, MN

Land of 100,000 cigarette butts carelessly littered each day along the roadsides.

Ann Selva, Eagan, MN

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