Minnesota: somewhere between Kansas and Oz.

Craig Berdan, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota. Our malls can beat up your malls.

Minnesota. A great place to take a nap.

Minnesota. Where no one's name is Vito.

Minnesota. Where nothing happens because nothing is allowed.

Dan Moffatt, Edina, MN

Minnesota: Now if our governor could only body slam all the mosquitoes, we'd be perfect!

Jenzi C Silverman, St Louis Park, MN

Help beautify Minnesota . . . move to Wisconsin

MinnesoTAX

Home of the Chosen Frozen

Russell Hicks, Apple Valley, MN

We DO too have four seasons - early winter, winter, late winter, and next winter.

Akshay Rao, Bloomington, MN

W.W.J.D. - What Would Jesse Do?

Kari Ramstrom, St. Paul, MN

I brake for Lutherans

Lutherans on Board

Minnesota: "So...'zit coald enuff for yah?"

Minnesota: "That's not Jell-o, it's a salad!"

Minnesota: "Haven't left yet, and proud ov-et!"

Minnesota: "10,000 lakes, and no earthquakes!"

Tom Juarez, Long Beach, CA

Next time you're near one of our 10,000 lakes - drop in!

"Wisconsin" is Native American for "Not Quite Minnesota."

Minnesota: If you can read this bumper sticker you went to a private school.

Minnesota Legislature: we bet you can give up gambling anytime you want!

Where's Hubert Humphrey when you need him?

David Nygard, Joliet, IL

Minnesota: At least we're not Iowa

Minnesota - home of the Jolly Yellow Feather Boa'd Giant

Minnesota: At least I didn't vote for Clinton.

Matt McLain, Salt Lake City, YT

Bland is nice

Minnesota - how snow can you go?

Minnesota - where the smartest natives are the bears. They hibernate until spring.

JoAnn Eaton, Moorhead, MN

Minnesota: we walk on water

We've got a chokehold on politics

Minnesota: year-round ice fishing

Martha Sherwood, El Segundo, CA

10,000 mosquito bites...one lake.

10,000 lakes, you figure the mosquito bites.

10,000 lakes, 10,000 mosquitoes, 10,000 welcomes.

10^4 lakes...10^nth mosquitoes...ONE big welcome.

Our Guv fights mosquitoes...How about your Guv?

Enjoy the wildlife, be nice, and keep in touch.

Swat mosquitoes, enjoy the other wildlife, and keep in touch.

Ice fishin', 'skeeter swattin', and fine neighbors, You Betch!

Snomobilin', portagin', and skitter ridin': best sports to be had; damn the season.

Jennings Ellis, St. Peter, MN

Haven't "Been There", would never have "Done That!"

Minnesota - where ice is nice!

Minnesota - what's mine, you wouldn't want!

Proud to be from Minnesota (just like Mama always said!)

A hot dish for a cold heart - follow me to Minnesota!

Garrison Who?

Cheer up, you could be in L.A.!

Minnesota-born & -boring

Got Gravy?

Don't feel at home in Minnesota (or you might have to stay!)

Lenette Marcello, Chardon, OH

Minnesota - mosquitoes for the next millennium

Jim Pavlacic, Peoria, IL

Minnesota: At least it is not Kansas.

Wesley Twombly, Fargo, ND

Minnesota . .. Land of 10,000 . . . that's not funny.

Minnesota . . .tax for the memories.

Minnesota . . . how Swede it is.

Our Governor beat up your honor student.

Minnesota . . . it's like Canada with real money.

Minnesota . . . Land of sufficient stadia.

Come to Minnesota . . . Buy a cup of coffee with a check.

Victor Lazaron, St. Paul, MN

If the skeeters haven't carried you away, somebody must be watching over you.

Paul Bunyan, lakes the size of Vermont, and fish as big as a VW bug; who needs Texas?

Minnesota, where 10 below is a warming trend.

Minnesota, headwaters of the Mississippi. It's all downhill from here.

Minnesota, so you think you've seen mosquitoes?

Scott Grasmick, Bremerton, WA

Come visit Minnesota because . . . it could be worse.

Minnesota: The best kept secret of the Midwest. And we plan to keep it that way.

Minnesota is for lovers . . . of frostbite.

Lucia B. Morrone, Springfield, PA

Minnesota Compleat: the body - the mind - the mouth

Minnesota: nice - ice - wild rice

John Senseman, Duluth, MN

Minnesota: God's country with a buzz

Tom Hendricks, Brooklyn Park, MN

Why, yes, it is cold enough for me. Thank you for asking.

Minnesota: A Thousand Points of White

Jeff Harrison, St. Paul, MN

My governor can beat up . . . any semblance of dignity for the office of governor.

I didn't vote for him.

Peggy Kustritz, South St Paul, MN

Proud Parent of a Wobegon Whippet

Chilled Old Lutherans Digress (COLD)

Minee..Min-y...uh, how's that go again?

Minnesota State Fair.. OKmaybe not.

John Davis, Yakima , WA

Lena of Sven thousand Ole's

This governor is for entertainment purposes only.

Craig Robbins, Rochester, MN

Minnesota - bring the family!

Minnesota - land of 10,000 area codes

Uffda! It gets cold here!

The Christensons, Princeton, MN

Vikings make mistakes once in a while

If it were that bad, we'd be Wisconsin

Future Florida Land Owners of America

Go V-V-V-V-V-vik-k-k-k-ings

We're Great, donchaknow

John Talley, Birmingham, Al

M.P.R.M.M.P.: Minnesota Public Radio Makes Me Proud

Minnesota - Give me freedom or Just freeze me

Minnesota is THE PLACE

Don't worry, Be sappy

No driver in this vehicle? - He's gone to Florida.

Peggy Robbins, Stuart, FL

Land O'Lutherans

Radio on a stick

My governor can body slam your governor

Tiffany Joy Hancock Clark, Edina, MN

Land of 10,000 Sven and Ole jokes

Minnesota - summer home for Arizona snowbirds

Michael Rome, Hopkin, MN

Don't like my driving? Move to Wisconsin.

Welcome to Minnesota. Land of 10,000,000 bad drivers!

Minnesota. Ever heard of it?

Minnesota. It's too hot and it's too cold.

I survived Minnesota traffic.

What is the left lane for?

Obey Minnesota laws, all slow traffic to the left.

Cam Case, New Prague, MN

Don't blame our governor - "The Body" was just pile-drived on the head too often!

"The Mind" doesn't have "The Body" he used to, and vice-versa!

What is Jesse's greatest acting role? Minnesota Governor!

What is Jesse's #1 motto for public service? Me, Myself, and I!

Y2K "Just Ventura" campaign slogan: "If it's good for Jesse, it's good for you!"

Bill Foss, Anoka, MN

Row-a-boata in Minnesota

Paddle-a-boata in Minnesota

Float-Ah!-Boat-Ah! in Minnesota

Hal Schippits, New Brighton, MN

Minnesotans are God's frozen people

Jesse is coming, Everyone look busy

Caution. Minnesota snow. Shift happens

My other car is a snowplow

Peace and good wool from Minnesota

I wasn't born in Lake Wobegon but I got here as fast as I could

I'll show you my cabin if you'll show me yours

Minnesota. careful or your face will freeze like that.

If you think a snowblower is expensive, try a hip-replacement operation.

Unless you're the lead snowplow, the view is always the same.

Laura Pedersen, Corcoran, MN

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