Welcome to Minnesota! Grab a shovel and some mosquito repellent.

Lucy Sajna, Blaine, MN

Merging impaired

Julie Kendrick, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota, where it's hip to be cold, really cold, I mean freezing for heaven's sake!

Minnesota, so cold, you'll get stuck here.

Minnesota's Winter Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's snowblower.

You'll never lose your cool in Minnesota. A few fingers perhaps, but not your cool.

Minnesota, we're pretty darn cool. Oh boy, you betcha!

Chill out in Minnesota.

Minnesota = no sweat! (Unless you count shoveling)

Minnesota, where it's cold outside and people are warm on the inside . . . of multiple layers of clothing.

Minnesota, no thawing required.

Minnesota, body slam your way to power!

Jane Cross, Pembroke Pines, FL

The night life, the quiet life, and wildlife . . . all in one convenient location!!

Minnesota, land of 100 billion bugs, and twice as many smiles!

Douglas Marston, Warba, MN

Minnesota - Our governor is a big bully and a stupid idiot.

Catherine McCloud, Farmington, MN

Minnesota . . . where gravity is not just a good idea . . . it's the law!

Norm Waddell, Pascagoula, MS

Transcend and Manifest

Kathryn Cross Josephson, Welch, MN

Minnesota, it's not just northern Louisiana anymore

I think I'll call it. . . Mini-Sota

Stuart Klipper, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota: 10,000 Reasons (not to go outside)

Earl Bach, Minneapolis, MN

Our public radio network is better than yours . . . if you listen, you know that already!

Tim Maher, Cottage Grove, MN

I'm driving 10 mph below the speed limit in the left lane because someone has to put you in your place.

Jack Stack, Crystal, MN

Gov. Jesse Ventura: straight talk, and straight walk, and straight talk - Try it!

Jesse Ventura: straight talk, OUR Governor's walk.

Our Governor talks and walks straight!

Our Governor talks and walks straight ahead!

Our Governor walks and talks straight at you!

"Minnesota, The land of 10,000 lakes, 20,000 swamps, and one Ventura!"

Rich Bucurel, Plymouth, MN

Minnesota - Land of 10,000 lakes and 100,000 MPR members!

Are those goosebumps or mosquito bites?

Christina Neitz, Minneapolis, MN

We don't really talk like dat, yunno.

Without the Twins and Vikings, just a warm Fargo.

Minnesota: steroid governor, schizoid citizens

Minnesota: Land of 10,000 nervous meteorologists

Welcome to Minnesota: Be nice, or we'll put you in therapy

Minnesota . . . Las Vegas with all the guilt

Welcome to Minnesota! Caution - some potholes contain fishermen.

Minnesota - Let's dome the whole damn thing and get it over with!

Minnesota, Home of the world's loudest barking S.E.A.L.

If yuo can reed this, thank thuh Profiles of Lurning!

Steve Stromme, Avon, MN

Stadium? Got one - How 'bout a library?

Stadium? Got one - Could use a library, though.

George Joyer, Woodbury, MN

Minnesota: Where shy people meet

Yeah we elected him, gonna make something of it?

Gateway to somewhere . . .

9,999 lakes with great fishing - and one without even a lousy carp in it.

Where the Ice Age still reigns!

Where coffee and cabbage rolls are considered staple foods

A division of the 3M Corp.

No, we HAVEN'T seen any polar bears recently!!

Where Florida goes on vacation

Mike Friedline, Galveston, TX

Minnesota makes me happy!

Minnesota, land of the polite.

The loons call me home to the land of 10,000 lakes, Minnesota.

Minnesota, land of cold hands and warm hearts.

Wendy R. Waugh, Frederiksted, VI

Define Minnesota? God's Country . . . plain and simple

Nanette Albright, Pelican Rapids, MN

Minnesota: It could be worse.

Minnesota: A pretty good state.

Make the best of it: Minnesota.

Slightly above and to the right of the heart of the Midwest.

Many lakes . . . Minnesota.

Brad Strickland, Oakwood, GA

Go Twins Go - and take the Vikings with you.

Larry Zea, Blackduck, MN

Minnesotans - so nice we walk on water - in winter.

Alice Collins, Bemidji, MN

Minnesota - so unique, everyone else should secede!

Wrestlers welcome - Woe be gone.

You can cross our 10,000 lakes - and never hit liquid.

Nuclear Minnesota - Great Ice Fission!

Winter fishing in Minnesota - trolling with a chainsaw.

Out of state? Out of mind!

Gary, Cleveland, OH

Mini-snowta, Where the weather is in the name.

Mini-soda, where the lakes seem like a refreshing drink.

Uff-da, It's not just for exclamations any more.

Warren Watson, Chanhassen, MN

Jesse the bawdy

Dennis Peterson, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota - Where the Mississippi begins and Louisiana ends!

Shelby Smith Jr., Shreveport, LA

Minnesota- where you can walk on water.

Minnesota - year-round recreational capital.

Jack Barlow, Lauderdale, MN

Minnesota - Because every destination needs a point of departure!

Minnesota - Native American phrase for "10,000 frozen-solid goose droppings"

If it wasn't so cold, the whole place would smell like goose droppings!

Don't laugh, your family could be from here!

Even Eskimos find it chilly in Minnesota!

When vacationing, think Minnesota, we're so much closer than the North Pole don't ya know.

Ice fishing in Minnesota, it's not just a sport, it's a psychosis!

Minnesota, you don't have to goto the Red Cross to give blood, the mosquitos will come to YOU!

Minnesota state bird: Mosquito

Minnesota: Where real men hunt moose, and mosquitoes hunt men.

Steve Teffenhardt, Ottawa, OH

Minnesota, it's not that bad

Daniel Larson, Duluth, MN

Minnesota - land of 10,000 job openings

Frank Dyson, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota: Cold hands, warm hearts!

Craig Cameron, Tenstrike, MN

Minnesota: bordering on heaven

A Canadian living in MN, Tenstrike, MN

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