It don't get much better than this (grammer not withstanding)

Keep flying over

I never met a walleye I didn't like

DB Gordon, Brimson, MN

Minnesota: Where the streets are paved with salt

Bland? We even salt our roads!

Minnesota: Come for the snow

Minnesota: Stay till we plow you out

Got a governor? Wanna trade?

Minnesota - Get reel

Nicole Anderson, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota - You gotta live somewhere.

Robert Schmidt, Lilburn, GA

Minnesota: Make the most of it!

Stephen R. Courtner, Jackson, TN

If you're a little thirsty, try a Minnesota!

Jason Goodwin, Brighton, MA

Minnesota is not in the middle of nowhere. That's over by Fargo.

Minnesota: 10,000 Norweigan bachelor farmers can't be wrong!

Minnesota: the Siberian Riviera

You don't have to be a loon to live in Minnesota, but it helps!

Garry Cobbum, Goshen, IN

Got lefse?

If you're not here then, you're there then.

If your not here den, your dere den.

Minnesotie is okie dokie.

Minnesota, your here to then?

Minnesota, how long you in town for then?

Welcome to Minnesota. All your relatives are here. When you movin' back?

Minnesota: lefse, lutefisk and tTorske, oh my!

Minnesota: just waitin' for the Wild!

Minnesota: 'cause LA Lakers just ain't right.

Minnesota: 'cause Dallas Stars just ain't right.

Robby Mann, Boulder, CO

Land of 10,000 lakes and the greatest State Fair

A State With Moorhead, just look at our governor

We know how to show the world a REAL Fair

Carl Wichman, Fargo, ND

Land of 10,000 lakes and 1 unwanted stadium

Minnesota - Land of 10,000 taxes

Minnesota - High taxes and low temperatures

Cliff Johnson, Saint Louis park, MN

Minnesota - a better state of mind.

Arthur Kourajian, Minneapolis, MN

It's a nice place, don't-cha KNOW.

Jonathan Gross, Edina, MN

Minnesota. Why not?

Brian Thomas, Fremont, MI

Minnesota: Put your coat on and stay awhile

Betz Schaubach, Minnetonka, MN

MN: Mother Nature's vacation spot

MN: Mother Nature's vacation land

Elaine Trzebiatowski, Minneapolis, MN

Back off! Or I'll flush!

John Fortune, Madisonville, TX

Jesse: his head is just a regular suppository of great ideas

Support esteem enhancement for failed wrestlers

Joke, elsewhere spurned, sadly elected

Darth Ventura: may the Farce be with you!

Jesse: What affirmative action is all about!

Minnesota: where else could the state bird be elected Governor?

Darth Ventura: the Dark Side of the Farce

Terry Baiko, San Jose, CA

Are you always stupid, or just when you're driving?

V. E. Schmeling, W. St. Paul, MN

Minnesota: Paradise Found

Orin J. Green, Thief River Falls, MN

MPR: A remnant of non-commercial minnesota.

Luke Simons, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota: Fantastic land of winged vampires

Minnesota: Brutal climate, pretty good hotdish

Another Minnesota motorist armed with searing irony

I'm from Minnesota: arrogant, but really sorry about it.

Michael Popham, St. Paul, MN

Lutfisk, it's not just for breakfast anymore!

John, Montclair, NJ

Minnesota - 16 million feet & one bunyan

Michael Koski, Minneapolis, MN

Happiness is... Letting a Norwegian bachelor farmer plow your rut!

Remember "Whippet" is actually "Teppihw" spelled backward!

"Sons of Knut," Mosquito Lodge, Lake Wobegon, MN.

Minnesota: "Free ice with every visit!"

Hey, at least we elected a REAL ACTOR as our governor!

Lake Wobegon, Minnesota.

Home of the real blue bloods!

"Look ma,you can stand your spoon in it!" Visit the Chatterbox Cafe, Lake Wobegon, Minnesota

Land of the Ludeqvist

No, Mary Tyler Moore dosn't live here!

Ice fishing? Shack up with us on Lake Wobegon!

John Bojemski, Bronxville, NY

Remove with warm, soapy water

Richard L. Oswald, Roseville, MN

Minnesota: just darn nice!

Minnesota: A nice way to be.

J Parranto, Oakdale, MN

Minnesota: not a bad state

Guy Winters, Andover, MN

Feeling dingy? feeling down? Oughta go tuh Minnesota

Henry Kaldahl, submit it, mn

Impeach Jesse NOW!

Mary Uppena, Willmar, MN

Minnesota - Like Canada, but with bigger mosquitos

Minnesota - Garrison's playground

Joe Hutcheson, Emporia, KS

Honk if you can sum up your feelings about Minnesota on a bumper sticker.

James Leinfelder, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota - where our politics are as unpredictable as our weather.

Minnesota - where tailgaters turn into mosquitos.

Fleece and good will from Minnesota.

Linda Deal, Plymouth, MN

I wouldn't move one iota, except to move to Minnesota.

Minnesota - land of Minnesotans.

Jim Reynolds, Rochester, NY

Minnesota - You Bet!

Doug Prestby, Moorhead, MN

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