Minnesota: when a little cheese won't do.

Move over Satan, I'll drive.

Minnesota: Swedish for the confused.

Minnesota: where spring thaw means find Pa.

Minnesota: where the Ice Age wanders.

Hot enough? hey, I'm from Minnesota!

Put ignorance on ice: visit Minnesota.

It's Hot Dish. No, no, no. FOOD. 'Ya know?

Minnesota: Where ice fishing makes sense.

J. Terry, Pensacola, FL

Minnesota where the elite and sleet meet

Rick Wolf, Sauk Rapids, Mn

My governor can beat your governor in a debate!

J Gehlhar, Richfield, MN

Minnesota - Where sushi is spelled B-A-I-T.

Nancy, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota: It's more than just a lotta nice folks!

Donna Zigas, Bemidji, MN

Rebel! Go the speed limit.

Sara Kerr, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota - Better than a stick in the eye.

Eugene Kook, White Bear Lake, MN

Minnesota - some of us are real nice

Jeanne Wood, Moscow, ID

If you can read this you may be a loon.

If you can read this you may be a loonie.

If you can read this you may be a mosquito.

Minnesota - a pretty good state.

James Chresand, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota Nice: A language all its own. Yah,You Betcha'

Rose Arcand, White Bear Lake, MN

When you think about it, I really do own the left lane.

Badgers, we don't need no stinkin' Badgers!

Minnesota: at least it's not Iowa

Matt Segura, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota...Playground to the meteorologists

Minnesota, think of us as counter Florida territorialists

Minnesota, ya wanna come with?

Mary Schindler, St. Paul, MN

Our governor can fit your governor in his mouth

Brendan Kearney, Minneapolis, MN

Don't honk - I'm gawking

Don't rush me - I'm gawking

Honk if you gawk

Help your neighbor. Join gawkers anonymous.

Gawk - a million Minnesotans can't be wrong.

Wanna see how your airbag works? Keep gawking.

Shoot one gawker and you're gonna have to shoot them all.

Fred Wahlquist, Champlin, MN

"Lutherans would be proud, if it weren't sinful!"

(Makes you wonder what the "it" refers to! Catholics and all the other Protestants, think the "it" refers to being a Lutheran. Lutherans think the "it" refers to being proud. So... everyone honks, gives a thumbs up and smiles at the sight of this one.)

Gerald Whittington, Burlington, NC

Discover Minnesota! Much more than just loons & ticks & sunny beaches.

Bob Mraz, Silver Lake, MN

Our governor has thinner skin than your governor

Luke, Bloomington, MN

Minnesota: real summers, real winters

Bob Swanberg, Detroit Lakes, Minnesota

Minnesota - state of the heart
Proud member of M.A.C. (Minnesotans Against Climatology

Tanja Katieb, Minneapolis, MN

Visit UMPW - University of Minnesota Politics and Wrassling

Harold, Searcy, AR

I'd rather be in Minnesota than anywhere on earth!

I break for Gophers with athletic scholarships;

Honk and pull over if you like Iowa

Caution!: lutefisk on board!

If you don't like Minnesota drivers, stay the hell off the sidewalks!

I'd rather be dead in Minnesota than alive in Iowa

I'd rather be a Vikings/Twins fan than support a contender!

Tobias B. Fritz, Prairie Village, KS

Minnesota: land of the loon (unless he gets impeached)

If you are close enough to read this you must be parked in my driveway

David Wolfenberger, Cincinnati, OH

Minnesota - Where freedom is just another word

Larry Wilmott, Plymouth, MN

Minnesota - lakes and fields and loons, doncha know?

Lindsey Cook, Albert Lea, MN

Minnesota . . . Yaah!

D. A. Stickle, Vadnais Heights, MN

Minnesota: A simple place for complex people

Philip Preeshl, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota. Giving the Weather Channel a reason to exist.

Minnesota. Where even the vending machines accept checks.

St. Paul, Minnesota. Where accused terrorists go to hide.

Minnesota. Home of the world's worst drivers.

The left lane is for fast traffic, stupid.

Baron Von Rashke for governor.

I voted for Jesse and I apologize.

I didn't honestly think he'd win

David Dickey, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota , Where distant relatives grow cold.

Chaffing Gear, St. Louis, MO

Minnesota - Yah, Yabetcha

Cathy Hanson, Minneapolis, MN

Minnie Sofa - land of frozen spell checkers.

Minnesota! Why say more?

Steve Winn, Orem, UT

Unless you're the lead dog, the view's the same.

Derek Paige, Berkley, MI

Minnesota - Whatever!

Minnesota - Norwegian for "You just passed Michigan."

Minnesota - You know, a lot of guys would have stopped in Michigan.

Minnesota - Siberia with mushroom soup.

Minnesota - Siberia with cows.

Minnesota - Where bottled water comes in cubes.

Minnesota - Next five exits.

Kurt Giberson, Dearborn, MI

Minnesota: Only 3 months a year of bad skiing

Trudy Heffernan, Fairbanks, AK

Minnesota:Not just for cows anymore!

Elizabeth Gravitt, Sodus, MI

Minnesota - Not a well-thawed out idea

Minnesota - Home of the kissing loons

Trudy Heffernan, Fairbanks, AK

Minnesota Politics: Its not the DFL anymore!

Minnesota! It's the weather, stupid!

Paradise America: Hawaii, California, Minnesota!

My tuna casserole beats your maguro sushimi!

Minnesota cuisine: A new oxymoron!

Ventura! Isn't that a freeway in California?

Twisters, skeeters and a pink boa! Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!

Minnehaha; noun, the act of saying Minnesota while thinking about its governor.

By the shore of Gitche Gumee, By the shining Big-Sea-Water, sits the land of Gitche Jesse!

Pat Lamey, Los Gatos, CA

Minnesota: 11 months of winter, and 1 month of poor sledding.

Tom Soderling, Gilbert, MN

Minnesota - we're fishing for compliments

Minnesota - better than it feels

Trudy Heffernan, Fairbanks, SAK

Follow me to Mist County

Follow me to Lake Wobegon

Visit Lake Wobegon - amell the onions

Have a Quiet week, listen to PHC

PHC Good Gospel music, without all the offerings

Tom Johnson, Oakland, NJ

Minnesotans: we're modest, and proud of it.

Damon Ostrander, Littleton, CO

Minnesota - where the number of bumper stickers on your car is inversely proportional to your intelligence.

Mary Kerns, Eden Prairie, MN

Minnesota: here by choice, frozen by nature

Russell Hicks, Apple Valley, MN

Welcome to Minnesota: The top of the middle!

Lucy Radatz, Kensington, MN

It's Minnesota, don't ask.

Minnesotans aren't strange. We're perfectly normal. It's everyone else that's strange.

Erin, St. Peter, MN

Friends don't let friends live in Millet

Joan Rider, Webster, NY

How cold is it? Our governor used to be a seal.

Minnesota! If you can stick it out, you'll never need viagara.

Frozen faces; frozen places.

I was born here; what's your excuse?

David Witt, Neeses, SC

Minnesota: Have you hugged a Lutheran today?

Chris Beilby, Santa Ana, CA

I have nothing controversial to say . . . I'm from Minnesota.

Barbara Anderson, Seattle, WA

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