3 funny things about Minnesota: PHC, MST3K and Y.O.U.

Joe Thacker, Bethesda, MD

Minnesota has it all, WEATHER you believe it or not!

It's not whether you like Minnesota, but whether you like the weather.

Minnesota. Where Ventura was the winner, but don't venture out in the winter.

Minnesota winter. When window seals AND seals are weatherproofed.

Steve Pelton, Maple Grove, MN

My other car's a sleigh

Honk if you're Lutheran

Norse of Course.

Roger Campbell, Denver CO

Minnesota? You Betcha!

Sue Freese, Eden Prairie, MN

Our governor is dumber than your governor.

Andy Munthe, Cotton, MN

Minnesota: body, mind, and spirit!

David Barr, Minnetonka, MN

A soap opera on the Weather Channel

Minnesota Calendar: Jan. Jan. Jan. Jan. Feb. Feb. March, July, Nov. Dec. Dec. Dec.

Hypothermia is a natural resource.

Where heatstroke has been eradicated.

Summer is but a fleeting memory.

Where nuclear winter is a yearly occurrence.

Hyperboles of summer are understatements.

Scandinavians practice understatement as exaggeration.

Minnesota: NOW more than NEVER

Scott Helmes, St. Paul, MN

If you had to shovel to read this, you're in Minnesota.

Jeff Sawyer, Mt. Horeb, WI

Minnesota - We're OK, I guess.

Steve LaFave, Falcon Heights, MN

Minnesota - if it moves, tax it!

Minnesota, no fun allowed

Minnesota: we let the Legislature do our thinking

Minnesota, NOT a great state for business

Minnesota, let the corporation beware . . . .

Minnesota, lower taxes than Sweden - for now!

Christopher J. Lentz, Minneapolis , MN

Minnesota: All of the mosquitoes are bigger than average.

Jay Kangel, Minneapolis, MN

Lake Wobegon Unitarians: a nonprophet organization

Minnesotans never buy anything new

Finndian spoken here

Minnesota. no ordinary snowjob.

Shoveling Sucks

Lake Goutisback: where the women read Erica Jong, the cows are good looking, and all the children bowl above average.

Land Of 10,000 garage sales

Minnesota is looking for a few good Lutherans

Minnesota. leave no snow inplowed.

Eat lutefisk: three Scandinavians can't be wrong.

Veronika Pietersen, Edina, MN

Minnesota - home of 10,000 church cookbooks

Renee T. Hammes, Bloomington, MN

Minnesota, land of two seasons: Winter's coming, Winter's here.

David C. Johnson, Saint Paul, MN

Minnesota - smug and proud of it

Joan Knudsen, Minneapolis, MN

Sick last weekend - Missed summer!

Arline Esposito, Eagan, MN

Minnesota - Ideally positioned for global warming

Pete Rivard, Hastings, MN

Minnesota: the no-frills state

Dar Gipson, Pinewood, MN

Minnesota: I love my state but fear my governor

Sander Biehn, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota? Superior.

Greg Gray, Bloomington, MN

Your governor can beat our governor at Scrabble.

David Coats, Plymouth, MN

Our winter can beat up your winter!

Christopher R. Mihm, Minneapolis, MN

In MN it's POP

Here it's called POP

We call it POP

Soda Sparkles Minnepop

MN POP

Have a minnie soda

Minnesodapop - just say POP

Paul Piculell, St Paul, MN

I didn't vote for him either.

Minnesota: the governor's our biggest loon.

Minnesota Loony: our state bird & governor.

Minnesota: Heaven from April-October.

Housing & schools before stadiums!

I'm Minnesota nice - so please back off & thank you.

Next time let's elect a woman.

J Eastman, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota . . . Just Plain NICE!

Kirby Kiefer, White Bear Lake, MN

Minnesota - the best-kept state (it's no secret)

Jon Vomachka, Duluth, MN

Minnesota - the cold side of the Force

Herb Fauth, Brooklyn Park, MN

Minnesota - Ventura my way!

David Dietz, Eagan, MN

Minnesota - yah, sure.

Brian Arnell, Brooklyn Park, MN

Minnesota - home of the bald ego

Dave Oldon, Eden Prairie, MN

I'm from Minnesota - I drive in the left lane as fast (or slow) as I want!

John MacLeod, St. Anthony, MN

Minnesota-born - Minnesota proud

Great people, beautiful land - Minnesota

Get a good outlook on life - live in Minnesota

Minnesota! - say no more

Traffic delay ahead - politician visiting

Minnesota humor - Ventura 2000

Wenzel A. Kust, St. Paul, MN

MN: We go from <0° to 100° in 6.0 months flat

Minnesota: At least we don't have earthquakes

Don't blame us, we also voted for Mondale

Minnesota: Land of Lakes, Collect all 10,000

You call it a mall, we call it the Death Star

Minnesotans: Sure we may seem nice, but we are secretly planning world domination.

Minnesota: The extreme climate only makes us strong

Scott Raleigh, Stillwater, MN

Minnesota - where potholes spend their winter.

If you can't stand the heat, come to Minnesota.

Minnesota - land of 10,000 lakes and two seasons: winter and potholes.

Ross Wilke, New Brighton, MN

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