Minnesota: The bigger the governor, the bigger the mouth!

Lukas Anderson, Woodbury, MN

Escape from Minnesota

Minnesota - at least we're above Iowa

MN - middle of the alphabet, middle of the country, middle of the road.

Minnesota is Norwegian for "better than Iowa."

Fargo is in North Dakota, we don't really talk like that.

Our Governor put us on the map, but now he gets a royalty for it: Minnesota.

Domed stadium? no thanks, we want a domed state: Minnesota.

Ten great things about Minnesota: 1) lots of lakes. 2) ummmm.....

In Minnesota we banned bumper stickers. So sue me.

I just can't think of something to say. ummmm...Minnesota?

Tim Copeland, St. Paul, MN

Feeling Minnesota?

Minnesota: it's the real thing!

Cold enough for ya, eh?

Dara Miles, Oakdale, MN

Don't blame me...I voted for the Crusher!

Laura Otto, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota. It's not just lakes anymore. (w/ pix or cartoon of Governor Ventura)

Minnesota. Deal with it.

Dan Starkey, Edina, MN

What Minnesota really needs is another Home Depot.

Minnesota... Where else can you pick up a fishing licence, nightcrawlers, and illegal fireworks at your local gas station?

Minnesota, land of 10,000 treatment centers.

Minnesota, the state that proves rednecks aren't just a southern phenomenon.

Minnesota, a better vacation spot than all of the states we border.

Susan Woehrle, Minnetonka, MN

"North To Alaska"...That's an expedition!

In Minnesota, "Goin Up North" is a vacation. Go figure...

Where the hey is Lake Wobegon?

Traffic in Minnesota? We've got the rush, you've got the time.

To be Minnesota 'nice' is to love fishin' on the ice.

John Bachelor, Brooklyn Center, MN

Welcome to Minnesota: now go home!

Sheldon Michaels, Marietta, GA

Minnesota Modest: actually it's 15,000.

Brendon Etter, Northfield, MN

E Pluribus Sota Unum

Brad Strickland, Oakwood, GA

Welcome to Minnesota . . . . See ya!

Visualize . . . stopping at red lights

I brake for lutefisk

I bet my governor can beat up your governor

Stop whining or move

Kristin, St. Paul, MN

Deer me

Ventura North

Land of Garrison Dam, reversed

Georgine Busch, Kamuela, HI

Why's it so windy in Minnesota? Because North Dakota blows and Wisconsin sucks!

Gordon Daily, Cambria, IL

Honk if you can still feel your fingers.

Minnesota: where all the mosquitoes are strong, all the loons are good looking, and all the snowmen are above average.

Jennifer Lavenhar, Hoboken, NJ

Minnesota: We're complaining BECAUSE we're happy!

100% Norwegian Bachelor Farmer

Minnesota: 10,000 snowflakes . . . a day!

Minnesota: It's not the cold, it's the wind chill.

Minnesota: The Super Bowl of Weather is good enough for us!

Minnesota: politics As unusual.

Our Mall of America can beat up you mall.

Minnesota: Mary Tyler Moore like it!

The Minnesota State Fair is more than an obsession . . . it's a way of life.

Minnesota: 10,000 lakes. Minnesota State Fair: 47 food items on a stick.

Eric Wildgrube, Bloomington, MN

Go around, I'm ice fishing!

Minnesota: Norwegian for mosquitoes and snow.

Caution: potluck on board!

My mother warned me about states like this.

Hi. As long as you're back there, could you scrape my rear window?

I'm not making whoopie, my defroster is busted.

Go around if you can see the road. Otherwise, back off.

Ain't it funny how Southerners drive in this stuff?

3M scratchpad tires. Now that's a great idea.

Vote skyways for cars!

Mark R. Chaklos, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota,Land of 10,000 lakes and 1 prairie.

Minnesota,Land of 10,000 lakes,10,000 loons,and 10,000 reasons to visit.

Martha Hulsman, Campton, NH

Minnesota - A state of mind.

Arthur Kourajian, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota: It could be worse.

Karen Patton, Chicago, IL

Minnesotans don't look for the governor in Lake Wobegon

Ron Dickerhoof, Stow, OH

Classic! - KSJN 99.5 FM

Bob Swanberg, Plymouth, MN

Minnesota: The ducks start here!

Deana L. Humphries, Baton Rouge, LA

I like pike!

Earl Needham, Clovis, NM

Garrison Keillor for President - If you're gonna get a story, you might as well get a good one

Norwegian bachelor farmer wanna-be (for the married man's car)
Thadda be youst fine wid me (for the wife's car)

4) My ice fishing hole is Y2K compliant, is yours?

B. Haverkate, Salem, OR

Minnesota...Where the Gods go Fishing

Minnesota...Where summer is a state of mind and winter is a fact of life

Minnesota nICE

Minnesota...water, woods, and a great theater district

Minnesota...Gateway to the Dakotas

Minnesota...West of Wisconsin

North of Iowa, South of Canada, East of the Dakotas, West of Wisconsin

The rest of the world are Minnesota wanna-bes

Robert D. Moe, Columbia Heights, MN

Our governor is more narcissistic than your governor.

Steve Grooms, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota - should be called MAXIsota!

Minnesota - Nothing 'mini' about it!

Priscilla Kourajian, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota, a great place to grow corn, turkeys, trees, and kids.

Jim Nicholie, Minneapolis, MN

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