Real Minnesotans don't need no stinkin' traffic laws.

Marcia Magyar-Boudia, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota - where a cold man's thoughts turn to hot dishes!

Minnesota - where great Ventures in government are happening (and you better like`em!)

Minnesota - we don't care anymore, but at least we're mostly nice about it!

Frank Hawthorne, Rochester, MN

Home of Norwegian trinity - Sven, Lars & Ole

Home of lutefisk survivors

Jack Weaver, Fargo, ND

This vehicle STOPS for stop signs!

Richard Stish, Minneapolis, MN

Unpredictably MN . . . ask Skip

Unpredictably MN . . . ask Norm

Unpredictably MN . . . ask Barry Zevan (or any famous weather person)

Unpredictably MN . . . ask Jesse James

Unpredictably MN . . . ask The '87 Cardinals

Unpredictably MN . . . ask The '91 Braves

Unpredictably MN . . . ask Sarah Olsen

Unpredictably MN . . . ask King Hussein

Unpredictably MN . . . ask Laura Ingles

Unpredictably MN . . . ask Sven

Clay Silverness, Robbinsdale, MN

In Minnesota, Winter is a test of character. Those who fail move south.

Brian Larson, Bayport, MN

Minnesota (N)ice.

Gloria Granheim, St. James, MN

Lock your doors, you're in St. Paul!

S. Nere, Maplewood, MN

Save Minnesota Public Radio. Garrison the state with Jesse's Embers.

Gary Thelen, W. Des Moines, IA

Minnesotans - smarter than the average bear

Everything tastes better with cheese.

Honk if you are a happy Lutheran

Linda, Westport, MA

Minnesota - from the ancient Native American word meaning, "Land of the shopping malls."

Steven Dahlman, Minneapolis, MN

Lakes R US

R U Ticked off?

DID U CM?

We are a Dairy Area

Clare de loon

I (heart) ticks

I (heart) moose

I (heart) wolves

I (heart) loons

I (heart) herons

Teri Power, Woodville, WI

Minnesota - We are the chickens across the road to show that it can be done.

Glady Benson, Isle, MN

Minnesota . . . way cool!

Mike Supina, Eagan, MN

Minnesota, land of 4 seasons -sometimes all on the same day!

Barbara Stiles, Stewartville, MN

Don't honk if you're from Minnesota

Please drive courteously if it's not too much trouble, OK?

What would Jesse do?

Minnesota: Nice enough

Harold Stassen is my copilot

(for a boat): I'd rather be stuck in traffic

Visualize Bob Potter

I'm cold

Minnesota:Gateway to South Dakota

David Lefkowitz, St.Paul, MN

I got yer Minnesota nice...

Ya shooor you betcha

Yoooo betcha!

Minnesota - come with!

Come with!

Minnesota: public displays of affection are punishable by up to a $200 fine.

Yes, it is colder than a witch's . . .

Cheesehead haven

Minnesota . . . thanks for stopping!

Interested in dangling prepositions? There's no place like Minnesota! Wanna come with?

John Stratmann, Maplewood, MN

Our governor can fit more of his big foot into his mouth than your governor.

Minnesota. We just crave attention.

If you can't beat 'em, be different.

Erik Larson, St. Paul, MN

Minneapolis, home of the Vikings. Well, you get the idea.

Scott Grasmick, Bremerton, WA

Mosquitoes and winter: Minnesota's two-pronged defense against invasion by millions of Californians

John B. McKelvey, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota: Finnish for "It's !$X? cold!"

Welcome to Minnesota. Hope you brought your winter coat.

Welcome to Minnesota. Hope you have your bug dope.

Minnesota: Norwegian for "It's !$#@ cold!"

Clinton Johnson, Duluth, MN

From Mary Tyler Moore to Jesse Ventura in less than 30 years... Dang! Ain't we proud!

Mike, New York, NY

Mmm, that's some delicious bass!

Minnesota: Where you don't need a gun to hunt deer

Minnesota: Not just for Norwegians anymore!

Ve don't talk in dat dem dere vay! Veally!

Try finding lutefisk in Norway - on a stick!

Minnesota: Now with NORSKINOL™

Start SEEING deer!

Start CATCHING northern!

Our State Fair can out-food-on-a-stick your State Fair!

Daniel Bush, Waconia, MN

Minnesota . . . way cool!

Minnesota . . . way cool, by golly!

Minnesota . . . chill, baby

Minnesota . . . chill out

Earl Carlson, Saint Paul, MN

My other car is an Intimida Sherpa

Minnesota: where even the loons aspire to be governor - and win!

My other car is ALSO an overpriced SUV that's never even seen a dirt road

Dale Trexel, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota ! Great Southern Hospitality. (We are south of Canada, you know)

Tom Coughenour, Kingsport, TN

Minnesota: Got mittens?

Dot Landis, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota: land of 10,000 hotdishes and 1 fruitcake

Minnesota - it's a good thing!

Minnesota - cool, baby

Minnesota - it's a state of mind

Minnesota - closed due to extreme temps

April Fruechtl, Minneapolis, MN

My other car is a Kreisler.

John Kudlaty, St. Paul, MN

If it's tourist season, can we shoot them?

George Stahlberg, Brevard, NC

Minnesotan's don't have accents, we tak just like da peeple ahn da noooze.

Rick Oliva, Bloomington, MN

I'm loon-y about Minnesota!

Where Minnesota nice meets Minnesota ice

Tom Reynen, Shoreview, MN

Honk if You're Norwegian!

Never Underestimate a Minnesotan!

Rhubarb - The Y2K Solution

Keillor for president!

John M. Herrmann, Prosperity, PA

Minnesotan online - lure needed.

Mary Trisko, Arden Hills, MN

Visit Minnesota (weather permitting).

Suzanne West, Minneapolis, MN

State bird: loon. State drivers: loonies.

Bob Wilkins, Edina, MN

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