It's cold here: GO HOME!

Shoulda Stayed in Iowa

Minnesota: We'll vote anyone in once, twice if we like him!

Keith Scott, St.Paul, MN

Minnesota: Summer falls on a Thursday this year.

Minnesota: 10,000 reasons to stay the hell out.

Minnesota diversity: Mary Tyler Moore, Prince, and Jesse.

There's no business like snow business.

Jesse: Lord of the Ring.

Minnesota: Gateway to Hudson.

Honk if you can see the road.

Gerry Leone, Excelsior, MN

Minnesota - It's warmer than you think

Jamie Feldman, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota is where people would like to visit!

Cheryl L. Muzzy, Rutland, VT

Our governor can body slam your governor

I'm loony for Minnesota

Honk if you can't feel your toes

Honk if your driving a snow plow

Nicholas J Longtin, Edina, MN

Minnesota: A snow shovel, casserole hot dish and thou.

Minnesota: mind your manners!

Minnesota: what'd you expect?

Minnesota: if you gotta' Ask, it's too cold.

John C. Heider, Plymouth, MI

Minnesota - Metrodome vs Chromedome

Linda English, Maple Grove, MN

Fund public radio by a payroll deduction from Jesse's salary.

Ray Beaton, Langley, BC

Minnesota: Where timber wolves are more than just a team.

Dave Mech, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota: Siberia without having to exchange currency.

Minnesota culture: Art on a stick.

Minnesota: it's next to all those rectangular states you fly over.

Martha, Saint Paul, MN

Minnesota Public Radio: The only intelligent thing on your radio

Bob Miller, Duluth, Mn

Minnesota, land of 4 seasons, not always in order."

Ed Meyer, Clearwater, MN

Minnesota - down home morels

You'll never be a-loon in Minnesota

Bret and Heidi Johnson, St. Francis, MN

Hey, It can't get much better than this!, Now don't you wish you were somewhere else?

Colin McGee, Mobile, AL

Minnesota: liberals, lakes, and la body

Minnesota: lutefisk, lakes, and la body

Cathy Cook, Rochester, MN

Minnesota - our little secret


James K., Brooklyn Center, MN

Got Lutefisk?

My other car fell through the ice.

Phil Feller, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota- where the Norse are hoarse.

Harry Gustafson, Rockton, IL

Minnesota never has a bad air day.

Minnesota - Solid State Tectonics.

The artless formerly known as Minnesota.

Larry Gleason, Eagan, MN

Mosquitoes R Us

The black hole of public opinion

Taxingus maximus

Road construction ahead

Politically correct for sure

Minnesotan aboard - be nice

Legislate or die

We are liberal - just do what we say

Our state can overreact your state

You're not in Kansas anymore.

Mark Vasquez, Circle Pines, MN

Minnesota: Lane of lakes, loons, ladyslippers, and Lutherans

S.B. Lenz, Roseville, MN

Land of 10,000 highway construction projects

At least our governer isn't Tommy Thompson

Jeremy Martinez, St. Paul, MN

Minnesota: long may it rain.

Minnesota: the Norsk star state.

Minnesota, the state that has a hold on me.

Minnesota, where Swedes are good for you

Minnesota, the state where even clouds are sainted

Lance Leipold, Mankato, MN

"Ya Sure, You Betcha Now" On Board

Gregg Rochester, Balsam Lake, WI

Minnenice

Sandy Kondrick, Edina, MN

I brake for squirrels - and governors!

Neil Doughty, Minneapolis, MN

Do I Love Minnesota? You Betcha!

Steven Stovitz, Minneapolis, MN

Drive Minnesota Nice

Minnesota is like, you know, like totally cool

Dianne Gray, Winona, MN

Minnesota . . . where the wildlife comes to you!!

Dan Nelson, Woodbury, MN

Minnesota's nice

JWS, Richfield, MN

Minnesota - a figment of your imagination

Linda Nelson, Woodbury, MN

Minnesota: land of 10,000 brain cells!

Linda Koutsky, Minneapolis, MN

Minne, Chippewa for "Water"; Sota, Norwegian for "Frozen hard enuf to break lutefisk off da roof"

Lowell Weber, Isanti, MN

If you didn't vote, shut up.

Minnesotans walk on water; the rest of the year, we use boats.

D. Grundmanis, Minneapolis, MN

Minnesota, lake of 10,000 islands

Minnesota, the only place in the universe where water leaves in 3 directions. Can't say that about ice!

Lowell Weber, Isanti , MN

Minnesota - not just for nice folks any more

Sorry, I don't have any jumper cables either

Minnesota - if we didn't like it, we'd be outta here

Dave Gaasedelen, Golden Valley, MN

Minnesota: Like Greenland, only better.

Minnesota: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here.

Steve Suttle, Albuquerque, NM

Minnesota - You Betcha!

Lorelei Giddings, Minneapolis, MN

My governor can make more money on "vacation" than your governor can.

Why do the value of sports teams go up if they keep losing money?

Bleed, lead, greed - well, at least he has time for one out of three.

Paul Woida, Bloomington, MN

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